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[ event MTq03 ] 10 Dec 1999 > Click here for a photo report

The Monsanto Technique Office Christmas Party at the Windmill, Blenheim Rd (off Brixton Hill), Brixton. Office pranks, photocopier, vegan sausages on sticks, raffle (1st prize: a sexual favour from MTq board of directors).

[ event MTq02 ] 06 NOV 1999 > Click here for a photo report

MTq02: Absinthe, Ketamine and Guns. At the Weary Traveller, Strongroom Studios, 120-124 Curtain Rd, EC2. 8pm to 2am. £4 entrance. MTq DJ's plus guests Terminator Germinator and Justin Case. Live music from the MTq house band 'Ben de Rhodes and inTOXICator. Performance from 'The Assassins' (written by Johny Brown) with Tam Dean Burn, Claudine Spiterati and Den Evans.

[ event MTq01 ] 31 OCT 1999 > Click here for a photo report

MTq01: F.U.BABY launch party at Freedom Bar in Soho (London). With the MTq DJ's Johny 2Baad, Offshore, Jim. Performance by D.J. Bird and Tam Dean Burn. Hosted by Polly and Roy (see flyer above). This free party is the first party under the MTq banner.

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So processed it's untrue

a poem by Johny 2 Baad


Nature is something that happens on T.V.
Documentaries on the BBC
So where  does that leave you and me ?
You're so straight it's freaky
Always judge me on the products I choose
Status depends on the conditioner used
Ruled by the cult of the 
Absolute norm
You've sure been well conditioned
And everything read is said for effect
Never let'cha hair down even when
Wrecked
Your manicured thoughts
Your groomed retorts
Break a little sweat on the tennis court
Irrational moments dirty weekends
You love it at the pictures
You hate it in your friends
Shot through with logic
Impervious to the tragic

Its good to want the good things in life
So maybe I was wrong about the moon and the stars
And beauty really is a gleaming hatchbacked car
You won't crave adventure
You don't want a voice
Just want an aisle stacked with plenty of choice

Really you're just a processed pea
A processed processed processed pea
Where does that leave you and me but who gives a fuck do you ?

So processed it's untrue
And if you were a snack
You'd be a big mac
Yeah
If you were a snack
You'd be a big mac.

MONSANTO TECHNIQUE [ last updated: 04 Mar 2000 ]